Nombre de messages : 4758 Age : 286 Alliance : Numenor Date d'inscription : 31/01/2008
Sujet: Jon Lajoie (vidéos en anglais) Mar 21 Oct - 19:39
Everyday normal guy
I am just a regular everyday normal guy.. Nothing special about me Mother Fucka I am just a regular everyday normal guy.. When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mother Fucka I am just a regular everyday normal guy.. I got 600 dollars In the bank Mother Fucka I am just a regular everyday normal guy.. And my sexual performance is an average
I work at customer service for a phone company I make 12 bucks an hour but that’s all I need I live in a small apartment on a quite street I don’t go out too much I like to watch TV I cant afford a car I use public transportation I don’t mind I read till I reach my destination sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book the amount of money I save this shit is off the hook
And i am not very good with the women I’m a pretty shy person and I’m average looking last time I had sex was in 2003 and I am ashamed to admit but it wasn’t free
I am just a regular everyday normal guy.. I get nervous in social situations Mother Fucka I am just a regular everyday normal guy.. I get constipated once a month Mother Fucka I am just a regular everyday normal guy.. And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce Mother Fucka I am just a regular everyday normal guy.. and I get scared when I go see the dentist
I’m the “Pauly Shore” of everyday life easily forgettable and I am not very liked I have an “According to Jim” personality I’m as entertaining as a fucking STD
if you wanna mess with me I think you probably can because I am not confident and i am weak for a man I’ll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back, yeah honestly I probably wont fight back And I don’t have many friends that would back me up My friend Steve would but he doesn’t look very tough
Steve: “You want some of this bitch?”
If you rarely get laid put your hands up If you’re not well paid put your hands up If you got a pet cat put your hands up and if you got a bad back put your hands up
Jon: “I hurt my back 2 summers ago moving a fridge and ever since then it just not the same …you know it… it gets…It gets pretty sore”
I am just a regular everyday normal guy.. My parents are really nice people Mother Fucka I am just a regular everyday normal guy.. I am somewhat afraid of heights Mother Fucka I am just a regular everyday normal guy.. I like the show greys anatomy Mother Fucka I am just a regular everyday normal guy.. and I am pretty good at making paper planes
Steve: ” I could do this all day…I could do this all day…I could do this all day…”
Sir Wortling Trop beau pour toi
Nombre de messages : 4758 Age : 286 Alliance : Numenor Date d'inscription : 31/01/2008
Sujet: Re: Jon Lajoie (vidéos en anglais) Mar 21 Oct - 19:39
Everyday Normal Guy 2
Steve: You want some more of this bitch? Back in the heezy. We can do this all year long.
I’m just a regular everyday normal muthafucka… I told you in the first song, I’ll tell you in another. I’m just a regular everyday normal motherfucker… I don’t have a girlfriend my hand’s my only lover. I’m just a regular everyday normal muthafucka… One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper. I’m just a regular everyday normal motherfucker… And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman.
I was walking down the street just the other day I saw these two fine bitches they were walkin’ my way “Yo whatchu girls doin tonight?” is what I wanted to say but suddenly I panicked my voice started to shake. so I put my head down and I just walked away I had a bus to catch anyway, it worked out great. Got on the bus put my headphones on and pressed play Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and motherfuckin Ace of Base. Yo, what can I say, it’s just a day in my life I’m up early in the morning in bed early at night. To be productive at work I gotta be well rested. Yeah muthafucka, you heard what I just said.
I’m just a regular everyday normal muthafucka… I don’t like margarine I much prefer the taste of butter. I’m just a regular everyday normal motherfucker… My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters. I’m just a regular everyday normal muthafucka… I have a hard time opening my eyes under water. I’m just a regular everyday normal motherfucker… and I’m not a huge Nicholas Cage fan.
I’m from a lower-middle class family, me and my brothers and sisters played hide and seek, I have good memories from my childhood bitch, my favorite toy was my fuckin fire truck bitch, I used to play with that motherfucker all day long, until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog and then I played with my muthafucka all day long about 10 times a day man, all year long. My favorite song motherfucker I don’t like to admit it is a Celine Dion song from the movie Titanic. “Every night in my dreams, I see you…I feel you…” Every time I hear that fuckin shit a tear comes to my eye. Why the fuck did Leonardo Di Caprio have to die? Though I’m not afraid to say that I’m a sensitive guy, sticks and stones break my bones but it’s the words that make me cry. Like that time in Grade 3 when a girl called me stupid face, she really hurt me, why’d she call me stupid face? Is my face stupid? How’s that even possible? A person can be stupid but a face? That’s impossible. Shit happens all the time and you learn how to deal with it, Regular, everday, normal fuckin’ bullshit.
I’m just a regular everyday normal muthafucka… When I get into a fight I usually leave on a stretcher. I’m just a regular everyday normal motherfucker… When I got nothin’ to say I usually talk about the weather. I’m just a regular everyday normal muthafucka… I like the 1st Back to the Future but the 2nd one was better. I’m just a regular everyday normal motherfucker… I like red peppers better than the green ones. Ooooohoooooo…savin up my money to go buy a new dishwasher. Mine broke about 6 months ago. Mother fucker. Go Go Go Go Go shorty, it’s your birthday, Go party like it’s your birthday. I wasn’t invited, but it’s okay. I’ll just stay at home and play some video games.
Steve: You want some of this? Come and get it.
Sir Wortling Trop beau pour toi
Nombre de messages : 4758 Age : 286 Alliance : Numenor Date d'inscription : 31/01/2008
Sujet: Re: Jon Lajoie (vidéos en anglais) Mar 21 Oct - 19:41
J'ai été cherché les paroles pour ceux qui auraient un peu de mal à suivre tout ce qu'il dit. Je le trouve trop bon. Il a plusieurs autres très bonnes vidéos sur son site, pas forcément sur le même style.
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Sujet: Re: Jon Lajoie (vidéos en anglais) Mar 21 Oct - 20:25
c'est pas trop mon style de musique en faite ^^ mais je doute pas que le gars soit bon dans ce qu'il fait
Sir Wortling Trop beau pour toi
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Sujet: Re: Jon Lajoie (vidéos en anglais) Mar 21 Oct - 20:45
Ah, mais c'est pas du tout mon style de musique non plus. Mais c'est ce qu'il dit qui me fait marrer, c'est un comédien qui se fout de la gueule des gros clichés du rappeur. Il y a que dans ces deux vidéos là qu'il joue ce style de musique.
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